Update!

I went downstairs to check my mailbox and found two large envelopes regarding my criminal background check from the reporting agency and one from my potential employer.  I know, I know... To my understanding the offer still stands pending on whether or not what appeared on my report is true.  

The report states that I am White, 5'6", 130lbs and was apparently arrested for assault in Texas?!?

False, False, Fasle and False! I've never been to Texas!  So apparently someone either got their hands on my social or... something was crossed somewhere.  Either way this mess is DEFINITELY going to be fixed and soon!